A collection of webthings, photographs and other bits of life by Nikhil, a.k.a MysticDews on the web.
Client: “These JPEG photos are only 5616 pixels in resolution and they’re only about 5MB each. They’re clearly taken by an amateur photographer with a pocket camera. We need them to be at least 20MB to print properly”
[Converts to BMP so they’re all about 50MB each]
Client: “Great, these are perfect!”
- what are you doing?
- why would you use internet explorer
- oh my god you type so slow
- let me type
- no you spelled it wrong
- you dont need to double click on that, dumbass.
- don’t you even know your own password?
- caps lock is on, moron.
- why would you click on the zwinky ad ohmygod.
- SCROLL DOWN
- i wish i were dead
- HURRY UP
- ……….
- get the fuck out of your chair and let me do it!
THESE ARE ALL SO TRUE OMFG
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A friend…—
Vimoh quoting Brooke Shields on twitter—
Charles Kettering