dew drops

A collection of webthings, photographs and other bits of life by Nikhil, a.k.a MysticDews on the web.

November 11, 2010 7:18 pm November 4, 2010 12:33 pm October 27, 2010 3:20 pm

clientsfromhell:

Client: “These JPEG photos are only 5616 pixels in resolution and they’re only about 5MB each. They’re clearly taken by an amateur photographer with a pocket camera. We need them to be at least 20MB to print properly”

[Converts to BMP so they’re all about 50MB each]

Client: “Great, these are perfect!”

October 25, 2010 10:40 pm October 14, 2010 7:23 pm

What I think when I’m watching someone use the computer…

marktweedy:

smartcasual-:

  • what are you doing?
  • why would you use internet explorer
  • oh my god you type so slow
  • let me type
  • no you spelled it wrong
  • you dont need to double click on that, dumbass.
  • don’t you even know your own password?
  • caps lock is on, moron.
  • why would you click on the zwinky ad ohmygod.
  • SCROLL DOWN
  • i wish i were dead
  • HURRY UP
  • ……….
  • get the fuck out of your chair and let me do it!

THESE ARE ALL SO TRUE OMFG

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August 29, 2008 12:09 am
"Oh, my luck has been terrible. One person who approved my designs was kidnapped."

A friend…
June 14, 2008 12:47 pm
"When on Flickr, don’t be surprised if someone from the crowd calls out your name…"

MysticDews

[Thought of this seeing Preshit’s reaction when I first met him]

May 16, 2008 12:38 pm
"Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life."

Vimoh quoting Brooke Shields on twitter
May 13, 2008 11:35 pm
"The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought progress"

Charles Kettering
April 11, 2008 8:54 pm
"9.8m/s^2 — it’s not just a good idea, it’s the law."

{via TUAW},

about a man who’s iPhone survived a drop